I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. Michael: Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse, happy? Why am I talking to you. Michael: I wasn’t talking literally, Creed. Michael: My biggest fear is turning into him.Ĭreed: Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together. Depends if you like a little junk in … um … she’s really cool. Stanley: That’s not what a hate crime is. Pam: Somebody did something bad to Michael’s carpet. Kelly: Oh please Jim, please please Jim, please please please, he’s so cute, I like him so much, and I would do it, but I’m too shy, please Jim, please please please, please Jim, please please please …ĭarryl (laughing): That was definitely not dancing. Would you talk to him for me, and see if he likes me? Kelly: Beyoncé, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome, snowcones …
Kelly: … so now, I’m doing this new thing, where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor, and I walk around the piles to get an outfit … And this year I got to … the third week in January. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. Pam: Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. Ryan: Jim’s been looking at me, kind of a lot, all week, I would be creeped out by it, but, it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.
THE OFFICE SEASON 2 EPISODE 14 WHAT IS ON THE CARPET TV
Summary: Somebody leaves a pile of poo in Michael’s office, leading him to take over Jim’s desk, terrorize the Accounting folks, and wreak general havoc.
Writer: Paul Lieberstein, Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
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